2 posts tagged “entertainment”

For the most part I hate reality television, but I just had an idea for a reality show that would be truley spectacular.  First you get a group of pansy-ass vegetarians, like the guys in Pearl Jam, and put them on an island with Ted Nugent.  The Nuge has a bow and a quiver full of arrows, and some kind of badass survival knife, and a huge tub of barbeque sauce.

So the Nuge has to hunt down the vegetarian pussies and eat them one by one, using just his wits and his bow and arrows.  The more creative he is in his methods of capture, the more points he will be awarded. Setting up improvised traps would be a big bonus.

Man that would be so awesome.

• Death Cab For Cutie
  First of all this is one of the stupidest names for a band that I've ever heard.  I'm not sure I could get past that even if they played decent music.  But the fact that they play emo/indie/whatever bullshit just seals it.  Destroy them.
• My Chemical Romance
  Generic emo/hard rock bullshit.  Do people still listen to them?  I hope not, but I have a sinking feeling that they do.
• Fall Out Boy
  More generic hard rock.  I think these guys are interchangeable with about 100 other bands.  I really do believe that there is a common pool of generic sounding, emo, pop-punk crap rock out there that all these band take their songs from.  And quite possibly there is only one lead vocalist that they all share.
  
• Panic! at the Disco
  See above.
• Nickelback
  See above.

More to come as I think of them.